THE TRUCK–for rattling around the ranch and haulin’ stuff. Equipped with a dashboard for a lady to put her bare toes on. And a nice bed where you can sit and gaze at the stars.
THE BOOTS–Mmmm-mmm. Yes, we want to see you strut! (These are from Country Outfitter)
THE ROPE–for umm, you know. Tying shit up.
THE RUGGED BEARD–keeps a cowboy warm against those cold mornings when snow’s on the mountain and he has to go find a lost calf. Also, nice against the insides of your thighs. *wink*
MUSCLE–required for wrangling animals and truck hitches and picking up women and tossing them over their broad shoulders
BODY LANGUAGE is up for pre-order and it’s all about a man who’s very good with ropes!
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