Here we have Black Friday in the local Tractor Supply store. Yes, there is a sale on ugly stonewashed jeans.
Here’s another Black Friday photo. Why the fuck would you want to do this, people? I’m sitting in my jammies, waiting for Cyber Monday.
And this guy is getting a complimentary spine adjustment.
OMG they trampled Raggedy Andy. People just aren’t civilized anymore.
“It was a complete f*&$*^%# bloodbath. I only went in for milk.”